PC terms for cat owners

My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug redecorator.

My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

My cat is not a "shedding machine", she is a hair relocation stylist.

My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile", she enjoys the proximity of food.

My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination (which should always be the food dish).

Okay people....

I am very disapointed in the lack of guesses...which is to say, there were no guesses.

It was Bruce Willis from "The Color of Night." The lady getting filled out by Bruno's love quilt was the horse-mouthed Jane March.

Tsk tsk.

baci baci jumbo

spent most of the day at o.u. had tepenyaki for lunch. it was nice. got myself a nice green handbag. hmm hmm. ooh, and a new sneakers too. and ooh yeah, pecanbon too. yummy!

but it was tiring. o.u is so bloody big. my kaki sakit!!

i miss adi fairuz.

would you spend RM99.90 for a pair of slipper? yeah, a very, very simple orange 'tak-seng' lookalike. sure no right? if it's a sandal then i wouldn't mind la, but it's a slipper. mmg ngok la sape yang beli tu. hish!