Old is when...

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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes

All New Guess The Celebrity Orgasm!!!!

I just got back from working out for the first time in a week due to this stupid spring cold I couldn't shake. But before I jump in the shower and get all lathered up...

This was a silly idea of mine that I just couldn't resist doing.
Almost every week (as long as I feel like it), I give you a clip, such as this one, and you get to tell me which famous person is blowing his or her load.

In this case, it's a guy's name I'm looking for, though a gold star to anyone who can tell me who the chick is as well.

Off to the shower...

his errand WAS one i did not wish to fail...

okay everybody listen up, that matthew bellamy is mine...MINE!

huargh, i went to ikea yesterday with mima. she bought me a very nice quilt cover, a pillow in denim pillow case (i just can't resist!), and some multi-coloured accessory box.

then we headed to o.u, we had lunch at this peranakan restaurant. i had assam laksa. but i forgot to tell them i don't want 'petis' in it and i end up eating only half of it, luckily there was some szechuan soup. yummy!

bought four new tops. i like! i like this one purple v-neck top at miss selfridge. nemind la, i think i'll just have to pester my pipa for the next few days. heh! faster la come back. stay there lama-lama for what? haih!

what else? ohh, bumped into spunkywhen i was in o.u. heh!

i wanna dream about matthew bellamy tonight!

that green disco bag!

had breakfast with enamiix at hartamas. then to mont kiara's abc market. enamiix bought me a green top and a green disco bag! oh yeah, don't worry, i will buy you that hardcore cap u wanted. E.M.O! ngehahahaha!

singing i have a private journal now. whoever wants the add, well, mail me pls and i will give it to you. considering who you are lah! heh!